And legs that make you drool,
Long black hair, that shines all day,
And your rear is just so cool.
And you love me without question,
No matter what I do,
You run after me every day
My bad habits don’t bother you.
With your skin so silky smooth,
You just blow away my mind,
Another female of your ilk,
A man could never find.
You walk all day naked,
And you do it just for me,
I spend hour upon glorious hour,
Just as happy as could be.
I even let all my friends,
Constantly stand and stare,
At one of the greatest bodies,
They’ll ever see anywhere.
And they all insist on thanking me,
Because I gave each of them a look,
Then they ask would I really mind,
If your name went in their book.
I would really love to ride her,
This little weedy bloke, piped up,
And I said, mate if you’re the lucky jockey,
You can ride her in the cup.