I sent a couple over Japan
Just to show them that I’m the man
Kim Jong Un with a nuclear plan
I’ll kill all westerners just because I can

You can give me sanctions and all that stuff
It won’t bother me cos’ I’m so tough
If you want to have a go I’ll just get rough
And keep sending my missiles till you’ve had enough

I’ve bluffed Donald Trump that silly tool
Who is very rude and calls me a fool
But I’m a great leader and playing it cool
You see the nuclear bomb is my crowning jewel

I might ring Donald and ask him to surrender
Whilst me and my Generals try to be tender
And if Donald says no we’ll go on a bender
Firing our rockets with love from the sender

Copyright Paolo 2017-10-18