You Never know

Collar up,
Sideburns down,
Slick back hair,
One cool frown.

Tight jeans,
Studded belt,
Lot’s of girls,
Wanna’ melt.

Polished wooden floor,
Jive time,
Just walked in,
Feelin’ fine.

Choice a plenty,
Real cool chicks,
But could be trannies,
Girls with dicks.

World’s A’changin’,
Not the same today,
Even helps a bit,
If you are gay.

I got scared,
And didn’t dance,
With a gorgeous girl,
Who gave a glance?

So heaven knows,
How would ya’ tell,
If it’s a fair dinkum bloke,
Or if it’s Elle?