Malcolm Turnbull V Kim Jong Un (Telephone call number three)

Gooday Kim its Mal
Mal who
Malcolm, Turnbull you know me
PM of Australia

Meat pies
Kangaroos
And
Holden cars mate

Oh yeah Jurie Bishop
No Malcolm Turnbull, millionaire
PM of Australia

Oh you wife Jurie Bishop
For Fuck sake Kim she’s not my wife

Anyway what you want

Look you cannot go sending missiles and letting off bombs
Is that nuclear

Anyway what you want

Herro, herro Jurie are you there it’s Kim
What you want

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